i managed to escape my butt off from teacher siska's english oral :D hahaha. don't you. im not a coward or anything. ngeh. its just that im NOT ready yet. i didnt know what to talk about so i was thinking of an escape plan all the way :x

at the same time, i was having this HUGE pimple on my face. ugh. the consequences you'll have to handle when u mocked a devil veggie. hahaha.

emerlay : are you nervous nerd?
me : whatcha talking about? do i look like IM NOT?
emerlay : just talk about anything la. oh wait, you know what.. you can talk about crap because teacher wouldnt bother listening because she'll be too busy looking at your huge pimple than listening to what youre oral is about. :P
me : efftard. eff eff eff eff eff eff. nghh.. how this.

ohh! and landay has a plan for me too. did i mention i have awesome buddies? their ideas are out of this world. HAHAHA. here goes.

landay : ei nerd. did you manage to think of what you're going to talk about for oral?
me : wait.. i know this. we'll just see what random things i can think of when im sitting infront of teacher.
landay : here. i have an idea.
nerd : WHAT?!
landay : your ambition. (:
nerd : do i look like i have an ambition to you?
landay : when i grow up, i want to be a hooker. *laughs*
nerd : you want me to get a BIG zero for my oral? u SICKO.
landay : im helping you to score here. teacher already listened to alot of crappy oral. you gotta stand out and make her laugh. get it?
nerd : *laughs* forget it man. i'll only talk about that when your mum ask me to.
landay : nono. listen first. sure full marks this. finish your oral with this " soo teacher.. u want my service? its free of charge if its YOU."
nerd : asshole. (-_-)
landay and me : laughs*

ahh.. lol-ness. made my day. :D ahahaha. and i didnt even have to do my oral YET. :x soo, i still have time to think before.. i need to talk about MY AMBITION. HAHAHA.






any idea for my oral? ♥